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“If you won a BAFTA what would you say?”

(Source: jamandstuff)

Posted 3 hours ago

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  1. Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  2. Brother: that's not fair
  3. Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  4. Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  5. Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  6. Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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  1. friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  2. me: but I showered for you
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I made my choice a long time ago…

I made my choice a long time ago…